12/28/03

Holy shit, what a month.  It started the day after Thanksgiving when I found out my 19 year old daughter, Andrea, was getting married to her boyfriend and moving all the way across the country.  Then I had to leave town for a week to go to a training class.  Then my other daughter, Allison,  turns 21.  Then trying to get my Christmas act together knowing that the in-laws were going to have Christmas dinner with us before the wedding. Then Christmas, then an absolutely fabulous wedding despite the fact that it was a civil ceremony.  The Justice of the Peace was great.  Then yesterday it was one last chance to see the Cardinals earn their number 1 draft pick.  But, stranger things do happen and they score 12 points in the final 1:54 including a miracle touchdown with time running out and knock the Vikings from the playoffs.  Incredible month!   Little wonder I ended up run down and sick at the end of it.

New reviews of the self titled debut by the Eastside Suicides and the debut 7" by Straitjacket can be read by clicking here.

Rock'n'Roll

Willy

Mario's Pick of the Week

The Spits “Witch Hunt” LP (Dirtnap)

A new Spits LP!  Life is good.  Simple, snotty anthems chock full of idiot appeal are the Spits’ bread and butter, and they do not disappoint on this LP, their third nine-song “full-length.”  However, “Witch Hunt” may not be as rock solid from start to finish as their other recordings, an early observation that could change with subsequent listens.

Willy's Pick of the Week

Those Unknown “S/T” and "Scraps" CD (TKO Records)

TKO has re-released the debut album by one of the best Oi! bands ever, Those Unknown.  And to top it off  they have released a collection of previously unreleased tunes and others that are on CD for the first time.  Both discs are chock full of working class anthems that will have your feet tapping.  If you only buy a disc a month, these are worthy of your money.

New additions this week:  
Discography updates.
Tattoos and Piercings:   
Painful Pleasures  Site offers the best deals on Wholesale Body Jewelry. Nipple Rings, Navel Rings, Tongue Rings, Nose Rings, any type of body jewelry this site has.
Piercing Pleasure  Retail body jewelry, belly rings and tongue rings at unbelievable prices.
Pierced Tools   Body Piercing Tools and Equipment, Forceps, Tapers, Needles, Pliers and so much more.

12/21/03

Reviews, we have reviews!   Mario reviews Panic Action zine #1 in the Print Reviews section which you can go to by clicking here.

New music reviews this week include Mario's review of The Transfusions CD-R “New Sounds For a Now Generation” and my reviews of "Suburban Nightmare" by the Dogs, "Outrage & Horror" by the Art Attacks, "Work the Switch" by Dina and "Sparkolounger" by the 'Lectric Chairs which can be accessed by clicking here.

I have a couple of more reviews by Straitjacket and the Eastside Suicides to go which I will get in next week.

With Christmas and a wedding this week, things will remain hectic.  Everybody have a great holiday! 

Rock'n'Roll

Willy

Mario's Pick of the Week

Accione Mutante "All Your Base Are Belong To Us" 7" (Beermania)

I know very little about this band, but I sure do like them a lot.  What I presume to be their second single is nowhere near as abrasive-sounding as their Ken Rock debut, which made my year-end top ten list for 2002.  Is this 7" headed for a similar fate?  Only time will tell.  Until then, I'm left thinking that the first song on this platter, "Hate Yo Techno," sounds sort of like the Spits sans keyboard on 33 rpm instead of 45 rpm.

Willy's Pick of the Week

Broken Bottles “Not Pretty” CD EP (Finger Records)

Ever since I heard their song on Hostage Records "Cuts" CD, I have wanted more, more, more of this band.  These 6 songs do not disappoint, sounding like they take their inspiration from the best of Social Distortion. A full length is due in early 2004 and I'm sure it will be a contender for year end top ten even before I hear it. 

New additions this week:  
Discography updates.
LABELS:    Rockin' Bones Records Great label out of Italy.  Long overdue for being listed.  I just bought a bunch of their stuff myself from Dead Beat Records. 

12/14/03

Well, looks like I missed a week.  I spent last weekend in SoCal for the express purpose of seeing one of my all time favorite bands, the Weirdos.  Joining me were fellow P.I.D. staffer, Mario; my label's name sake and financial backer, Steve Stiph, and the lovely Susan.

Opening the show were the Difs, a group of young men that are probably in the age range of 12-15 although the drummer looked like he could have been 10.  They started their set off with a ripping song that had me thinking this was the next coming.  It also turned out to be their best song although they played a competent set of punk rock'n'roll originals and covers including Gimmie, Gimmie, Gimmie of Black Flag fame.  As a young group they played their fair share of cover songs which is to be expected.  Kudos to them for getting out there.  They are sure to get better as they play more and write new songs.

The Skulls who started out in 1977 in L.A. are back with lead singer Billy Bones still at the helm.  They have two fantastic albums out on Dr. Strange records  and played a good assortment of tunes from both of them.  Billy is still able to belt them out wiuth the best of them even though he is starting to look a little haggard.  Solid, solid stuff.

I saw the Weirdos for the first time in April of 1977.  It was their second show.  It rocked my ass like few other shows ever have.  Even though I had to drive 400 miles to see the 2003 version of the Weirdos (originals Dix and John Denney and Cliff Roman along with Xander Schloss and Sean A.).  They started the festivities rolling with "We Got the Neutron Bomb" which sent chills up and down my spine.  They looked good for their age and they sounded like they had never left.  They played a long set covering their whole career.  Old favorites like Solitary Confinement, I'm Not Like You and Helium Bar left everybody as hap-hap-hap-hap-py-people.   They did a couple of encores including We Got the Neutron Bomb again.  The only thing that could made the night better was to play never released early tunes like "Do the Dance" and "Go Kid Hugo".  The Weirdos promise to continue as long as there is interest.  How could there not be?

STORM: 1989-1993  R.I.P.

11/30/03

I've done extensive clean up on the mail order and labels pages.  Probably a good 25 of these that no longer exist.  Sad. 

Well, I'm a day behind on getting my update in because of the mistaken feeling that I might actually get those 4 backlogged reviews done this week.  Thankfully, Mario provided a couple of new ones by the Modern Day Urban Barbarians and the Showoffs which you can read by clicking here.

This weekend also brought the news that my 19 year old daughter, Andrea, will be marrying on December 26th.  She met him at a punk rock gig so what better endorsement could you possibly ask for?  Congratulations to Andrea and Chris!

 Rock'n'Roll

Willy

Mario's Pick of the Week

The Minds "Plastic Girls" CD (Dirtnap)

Willy raved about this CD last week, but it's good enough to warrant another push.  Minds' frontman Joel Jett is a first-rate songwriter (and an all-around nice guy), and "Plastic Girls" includes its share of scorchers.  Though there's a keyboard in the mix, resist the urge to label these guys and gal as "new wave influenced."  Instead, file the Minds somewhere between the Flip Tops and Joel's former band, Jetpack , with a keyboard.  Great stuff!

Willy's Pick of the Week

Sweethearts “L.U.V.” CD (Mortville)

Just about everything I've heard come out of Austin, TX (other than the moron in the White House) has been exquisite.  The female fronted Sweethearts are no exception.  11 songs of gritty pop punk (sounds like an oxymoron, doesn't it?).   Linette, the lead singer, has a Gwen Stefani feel to her, but the songs are so much better.  Hard driving guitar with a great rhythm section.  Well worth your time to seek this out.

11/23/03

I must confess to a touch of laziness when it comes to the site lately.  I have a backlog of 4 reviews that I need to get in (Dogs, Art Attacks, 'Lectric Chairs and Dina).  These will be in no later than next weekend, a nice long 4 day weekend that will allow me to forget my more-than-full-time job and help me get rejuvenated and caught up.

My apologies to the Ejectors, Krabs and Apocalipstick for taking so long to get updates in.  They are there now.

Rock'n'Roll

Willy

Mario's Pick of the Week

Deadly Weapons "You're So Selfish" 7" (Rapid Pulse)

The second 7" by this Bay Area band features more of the simple, snot-drenched tuneage that made their first 7" on Lipstick Records so appealing.  The title track is the standout here--a bubblegum meets drunk punk romp that'll have you bouncing around the room in no time.  Another winner from the excellent Rapid Pulse label.

Willy's Pick of the Week

Minds “Plastic Girls” CD (Dirtnap)

What do you get if you combine the Briefs and Epoxies and release the CD on their very own label, Dirtnap?  You get the Minds - a combination of the synthesizer driven sound of the Epoxies with the power of the Briefs and incredible songs that would be the envy of either band. 

New additions this week:  
Discography updates.

11/16/03

Over the past year me and my family have been screwed over by dishonest office managers, landscapers and recently by a deadbeat trader (his own term) from Seattle, Washington.

I have been part of the punk rock scene from it's inception and this web site is my small way to try to bring something back to what should be a tight knit group of like minded people.  I have recorded music for my friends and I have traded with people who share my love of the music.

So when some lower form of subhuman trash comes along and takes advantage of my good nature, it's gonna get me pissed.  He sent me a list of rare recordings and I told him what I had to trade in return.  It took me about 10 days to get the stuff recorded to CD and we e-mailed a lot during that time and I mailed off the goods.  He said he had also done so and to let him know when I received it.  Two weeks after he said he had sent it I send him an e-mail and say "what gives?, I thought you sent it."  He then claims that what I sent him was not what I had advertised it to be (which is total bullshit) and he calls me a bullshitter.  I told him what I thought of him for not sending me what he promised based on his invalid assumptions and he claimes to not be a "deadbeat trader".  I don't know what else you could call him except for maybe asshole and motherfucker or "fill-in-the-blanks".

That's where you come in.  If you would like to send this leech an e-mail and tell him exactly what you think about deadbeat traders infecting your punk community, send it to scatteredthought@aol.com  and don't ever trade with this scumbag.  Spread the word if you have friends that trade.

Rock'n'Roll

Willy

Mario's Pick of the Week

The Intelligence “Boredom and Terror” CD (Omnibus)

You may remember the Intelligence from their appearance on this year’s “Dirtnap Across the Northwest” CD compilation.  For the uninitiated, the Intelligence is the other band of A-Frames’ drummer Lars, and this is their debut full-length after 1.5 7”s worth of great noise.  The bulk of this CD leans more towards the synth-punk end of the spectrum, much like their track on the Dirtnap comp.  If you like the A-Frames, this is a mandatory purchase (as is the new Dipers CD, also on Omnibus).  If not, you need to have your head checked, but you still need a copy of “Boredom and Terror” because it’s one of 2003’s best.  “Who gives a fuck if the world is a drag?”  Thank you, Lars.

Willy's Pick of the Week

Dogs “Suburban Nightmare” CD (Dionysus)

It's hard to believe that 27 years have passed since I first heard the Dogs on KROQ radio in L.A. and then saw them live for the first of dozens subsequent times shortly after that.  Everything is right with world when we get new Dogs material in 2003!  What stands out immediately to me is the shear power of the guitar work of Loren Molinare.  You would swear there were multiple guitars at work.  Mary Kay and Ron Wood round out the original line up on bass and drums respectively.  I have had the great honor to become friends with one of my all time favorite bands.  A proper full review to follow next week.

New additions this week:  
Discography updates.

11/9/03

On December 4th I will be in Los Angeles to see two of the best bands ever to grace this earth, the Weirdos and the Skulls.  This will be the 20+ time I've seen the Weirdos since I was lucky enough to catch their second ever show at the Orheum Theatre in Apruil of '77.  My good friend Steve Stiph will be attending with me.  he has the honor of seeing the first Weirdos show in the same venue the week before when they played without a drummer.  "Do the Dance, Do the Dance, Do the Dance, Yeah!!!", "Go Kid Hugo", and some of the greatest songs ever played live.  The Weirdos defined early L.A. punk rock and I am not going to miss my chance to see them for perhaps the last time.  The Skulls have recently reformed (actually Billy Bones and a cast of new characters) and have put out two exquisite albums on Dr,. Strange Records.  They will also be playing on this wondrous Friday the 4th of December.  If you are anywhere near L.A. and call yourself a punk rock fan, you cannot miss this show.

If you are from Seattle and are a deadbeat trader, please miss this show!  (Scathing editorial to follow next week unless the goods arrive).

Mario's Pick of the Week

Shock/Silencers split CD (Wankin' Stiphs)

Willy is my good friend, and this CD is the second release on his record
label, Wankin' Stiphs Records. I'm getting paid top dollar to hawk
Shock/Silencers CDs this week, so start your holiday shopping early this
year and I may see a bonus! All joking aside, I chose to single out this
disc here because it's great. Collected here are recordings from two of
Los Angeles' finer punk bands, Shock and the Silencers, but you probably
already knew that. What you might not know, is that when putting
together a mix CD, Shock is a nice segue to the Simpletones or
vice-versa, and the Silencers are a logical choice on either side of the
Avengers. Just trying to help!

Willy's Pick of the Week

Protex “All We Wanns Do Is Rock'n'Roll” LP (Bootleg???)

You can pretty much guarantee that when the labels are white and have no writing on them, that you are looking at and listening to a bootleg (it's catalog number FF02).  Protex are a super mod/power pop band from England in the 70's.  "I Can Only Dream" is one of my top ten songs of the 70's in this genre.  This includes all their singles and other rarities.  

11/2/03

It's hard to believe it's November already.  It's almost time to start whipping out those year end top tens.  I will have an extremely difficult time ranking my current top 3.  Hopefully something else will come along to push them, but that would be a little greedy of me.    

Rock'n'Roll

Willy

Mario's Pick of the Week

The Fuse! "Breaker!  Breaker!" 7" (In The Red)

Ouch!  This record is so good it hurts.  I've been eagerly anticipating the debut LP by the Fuse!, and this hot piece of wax is barely enough to tide me over until In The Red gets it out the door.  Although the tunes on this 7" are first-rate, you must see this band live in order to fully appreciate them.  Their music is explosive, confrontational, and terse, and their live show follows suit.  At this year's Los Angeles Shakedown, they turned in one of the best sets of the weekend, inspiring your host, Willy, to label them "just plain crap."  Do you need a stronger endorsement than that?  

Willy's Pick of the Week

Marky Ramone and the Speed Kings “I've Got Dee Dee On My Mind” 7" (HDP)

Marky's homage to his good friend, Dee Dee.  The b-side is a Dee Dee composition, Chinese Rocks, which I know you are all familiar with.  Compelling, heart felt tribute to Marky's long time band mate.  Pull out the hankies.
Mario's top ten/playlist for October 2003 The Afflictions "Janet Style" CD (Killdeer/Trophy Buck) Clone Defects "Shapes of Venus" CD (In The Red) The Hospitals "Again & Again" 7" (Future Primitive) The Jolt "S/T" CD (Captain Mod) The Peppermints "Sweet Tooth Abortion" CD (Pandacide) Mexican Blackbirds "Just to Spite You" CD (Dirtnap) The Orphans "Chinatown" 7" (Kapow) Randy "Welfare Problems" CD (Burning Heart/Epitaph) Rock Bottom & the Spys "Rich Girl" 7" (Break My Face) Rock 'n' Roll Adventure Kids "S/T" LP (S.P.A.M./Soul Not Style)
Willy's top ten/playlist for October 2003 Apers "Buzz Electric" CD (Stardumb) Columbian Neckties "Why Change Your Moves?" LP (Sounds of Subterrania) The Fitts "I have To Laugh (When I See U Hurt)" 7" (Big Neck)
F.M. Knives "Keith Levine" 7" (Dirtnap) Gee Strings "Alternative Losers" LP (High Society International)
Protex "All We Wanna Do Is Rock'n'Roll" LP (Bootleg?)
Queers/Manges "Acid Beaters" CD (Stardumb) Radio Reelers "Shakin' At the Party" LP (Dead Beat) Smut Peddlers "Ten Inch" 10" (Dead Beat) Those Unknown "S/T" CD (TKO)

New additions this week:  
Discography updates.

10/26/03

This is a very exciting week.  The release of the Shock and Silencers split is finally here after about two years of planning.  The official release date is October 31, Halloween, exactly three years since the release of Wankin' Stiph's debut CD release, Black Jax.

Shock released two highly sought after KBD 7" records in 1978, "This Generations's On Vacation" and  "We Were That Noise".  They were one of the earliest bands on the L.A. punk circuit.  The Silencers emerged after Shock broke up and we are proud to be the first to release songs by this first rate band.  Led by the vocals of Kat Arthur and guitar of Brian Hansen (both later of Legal Weapon) and the bass and songwriting skills of Steve Reina, this is a superb introduction to one of L.A.'s finest bands.

You can still get the debut release on Wankin' Stiphs, Black Jax ('77 style punk recorded in 1986) and we are offering a deal if you buy both now. You won't be disappointed by either.                

Rock'n'Roll

Willy

Mario's Pick of the Week

Henry Fiat's Open Sore "I Was a Teenage Pretty Boy" 7" (Ken Rock)

I love this band.  They've always been loud, fast, and trashy in the spirit of the best Dwarves material.  Though they haven't sacrificed any of those qualities, now they're not afraid of slightly cleaner production values and sprinkling some melodic lead guitar over the crunch to drive home the hooks.  I can't get enough of these guys, and I'm waiting impatiently for their new record to be released on vinyl (CD version now available on Coldfront Records).  And I nearly soiled myself upon learning that these cats may pay a visit to the United States in 2004. 

Willy's Pick of the Week

Sold Out Sweethearts “The Galmourous Bubblegum EP” 7" (New Lifeshark)

This is snotty vocaled '77 style glam punk at it's finest.  Pour the Sex Pistols and the New York Dolls into your blender and mix and this is what will come out.

New additions this week:  
Discography updates.
Web Zines:   So Cal Buzz Magazine  Lots of reviews and interviews centered around the SoCal scene. 

10/19/03

What could have been a dream World Series match up turns out to be the Marlins and the Yankees.  Ho hum.  Pass the No-Doz. 

Rock'n'Roll

Willy

Mario's Pick of the Week

V/A “Live at the Fuzz Club” 7” (Prim)

These trashy live recordings offer a glimpse at the late 80s/early 90s San Francisco garage scene at the famed Purple Onion.  I’m living vicariously through this record since I never visited the place while it was around, and it feels good.  Included on this record are tracks by the Mummies and six other bands you’ve likely never heard before.  It’s also limited to 777 copies on green vinyl with a hand-numbered, photocopied sleeve.  Note for collector nerds:  If you’ve got friends in the San Francisco Bay Area, it’s time to ask them for a favor.  It is my understanding that most, if not all, of the records currently in circulation reside in Bay Area record stores.  Happy hunting!

Willy's Pick of the Week

Radio Reelers “Shakin' At the Party” LP (Dead Beat)

This is my favorite Dead beat release so far and a strong candidate for album of the year.  Punk rock'n'roll with some garage influences done the way it should be done.  Great leads, super rhythm, perfect songs, fantastic vocals.  Just fucking get it and you'll be shakin' at the party too. 

New additions this week:  
Discography updates.

10/12/03

Normally I don't mention additions to the discography (Bands) section but several outstanding additions were made this week.  A new Weirdos CD on Frontier, a new Skulls CD on Dr. Strange and the addition of the web site address for the Exploding Fuck Dolls which appropriately enough is www.explodingfuckdolls.com. 

Rock'n'Roll

Willy

Mario's Pick of the Week

The Fitts “I Have To Laugh” 7” (Big Neck)

The Fitts’ second 7” is not as sonically abrasive as their debut on Contaminated Records, but it is every bit as good.  On this record the hooks are much more immediate, such as the title track “I Have To Laugh (When I See U Hurt),” which features a melodic chorus that won’t leave me alone.  And it’s on swirly gray vinyl.  Nice.

Willy's Pick of the Week

Groovies Ghouliess “Monster Club” CD (Springman)

Released by Springman in the U.S.A. and Stardumb in Europe, The Groovie ones re-record 12 of their greatest hits and give them a 2003 touch and feel.  I shouldn't have to introduce you to the Ghoulies but if you are not aware, they have been putting out the finest in Ramones influenced pop punk for the last 15 years.

New additions this week:  
Discography updates.

10/05/03

Get a double barreled review of Hella's CD-EP, "Total Bugs Bunny on Wild Bass" from Narnack Records by both Mario and myself.  Read them by clicking here. 

NORWAY INVADES PHOENIX!

Imagine coming from a country with a total population of 4 million people (you only need to drive a 4 mile stretch of freeway in L.A. to see that many people) and becoming one of the world's must-see live acts?  I had the opportunity to see Turbonegro in the cozy confines of the Mason Jar in Phoenix with approximately 200 other people.   

The opening act was Amulet, another Norwegain band that had just flown in the day before.  They were greeted by near record temperatures of 106 degrees.  Amulet would have been right at home with the hair metal bands of the 80's if they only grew their hair out.  Someone in the audienece kept yelling out these David Lee Roth yells and that about sums up Amulet.

Turbonegro also has a fair degree of hard rock and metal in their music but they cannot be mistaken for anything other than a take no prisoners punk rock act.  They are a visually stimulating act as well as a powerhouse guitar (3 of them) driven rock band.  The set was heavily laden with Apocalypse Dudes and Scandinavian Leather tracks which made for a super set.  

Lead singer, Hank von Helvete, wearing his Alice Cooper make-up has a great stage persona, although some of his lead ins to songs were a bit over the top.  The whole evening had plenty of homosexual innuendo.  Whether they play that up as a novelty or actually are homosexual, it does set them apart from most other bands.  Hank said the star on the Texas flag reminded him of an asshole, which he thought was appropriate.  Me too.

Each member of the band had their own look and style, wearing sailor hats, eye patches, silk scarves, etc.  One of the guitarists reminded of Jeff Lynne of ELO fame.  If you have never heard Turbonegro, Apocalypse Dudes is an essential starting point.  This album is generally considered the best punk rock album of the nineties and I couldn't argue with anyone who thought so.  

Their tour continues and you can be sure they'll be back, so don't miss the opportunity to see this band if you get the chance.

Rock'n'Roll

Willy

Mario's Pick of the Week

The Have-Nots “I Hate Music Star” CD-EP (Star Jets)

I finally tracked down a copy of this Japanese import a few months ago, and it’s terrific.  You may remember these guys from their outstanding 7” on Screaming Apple Records, and their equally impressive LP on Repent Records.  If not, think “Japan” and “garage punk.”  That’s more than enough for me, and it should be enough for you.  

Willy's Pick of the Week

The Bags “Disco's Dead” 7" (Artifix Records)

The Bags started off as a joke band, wearing bags on their heads and giving themselves name such as Douche Bag, Terry Bagdad, Trash Bag and others.  As they became more skilled, they lost the bags, became Alice, Terry, Craig, and Pat and were respected members of the early L.A. scene.  Here are a few tunes extracted from the vaults including a demo and 2 live shows.

Mario’s top ten/playlist for September 2003

Agnostic Front “Raw Unleashed” CD (Grand Theft Audio)

The Chords “At The BBC” CD-EP (Detour)

Dee Dee Ramone “Hop Around” LP (Woimasointu)

The Flakes “First I Look at the Purse” 7” (Hate)

The Hunches “Yes.  No.  Shut it.”  CD (In the Red)

Loose Lips “Addicted to You” 7” (Just Add Water)

The Spits “19 Million A.C.” 7” (Dirtnap)

Zodiac Killers “Society’s Offenders” LP (Rip Off)

Flip-tops/Triggers split 7” (Jonny Cat)

Willy's top ten/playlist for September 2003

Broken Bottles “Radioactive San Onofre” 7" (Hostage)

FM Knives “Keith Levine” 7" (Dirtnap)

Gee Strings “Arrest Me” LP (Dead Beat)

Minds “Rip Out Your Eyes” 7” (Alien Snatch)

The Hunches “Yes.  No.  Shut it.”  CD (In the Red)

Shakin' Nasties “Better Than Television” LP (Radio Blast)

Smut Peddlers “Ten Inch.” 10” (Dead Beat)

Sunday Drunks “S/T” LP (Dead Beat)

V/A “Tower 13” LP (Hostage)

New additions this week:  
Discography updates.
Mail Order:   Punk Rock Mail Order   This is the official mail order site for Pelado Records and Road To Ruin distro.  This will be your official source for Shock/Silencers CDs.  
Rioutous outburst Distro has moved from Mail Order to Record Stores.

9/28/03

2 new reviews for your pleasure this week.  They are both on Overground Records and are "Punkryonics" by 70's UK band, the Wasps and Outburst by 999.  Access them by clicking here.

Somewhere around Thanksgiving 1977, I went to the Masque in Hollywood to see several bands including Shock.  Shock kind of defined the power pop punk style in L.A. before the likes of the Dickies.  They had a reputation for being one of the loudest bands in L.A. at the time.  So what I do?  I plop myself right down in front of one of the the speakers and proceed to blow some of my hearing away.  Shock had the new wavish skinny tie thing going on early in the development of the L.A. scene.

1978 rolls around and Shock are no more.  But Shock songwriter, Steve Reina, puts together a new band called the Silencers (not to be confused with the Minnesota surf band of the same name).  Myself and Steve Stiph became the Silencers two biggest fans, seeing probably most of their shows over a two year period and becoming good friends with the band.  Kat Arthur, lead singer of the Silencers, gave me a cassette tape of their material which I have to this day.  The sound quality was horrible but you still could make out just how good those songs were.  There were about 20 songs on the tape.

Fast forward to the early 2000's and I make contact with Steve Reina through ebay.  I find out that there are master tapes of both Shock and the Silencers but not enough quality sounding material for a full length for either band.  So we reach agreement to do a split release of both bands.  The songs are remastered, the artwork is ready courtesy of Katie Lapi at Gyroscope Design in Vancouver, BC, Canada and the package has been mailed to the manufacturer, Ball Media.  One month from now you will hear Shock in their glory and the Silencers released for the first time ever on my Wankin's Stiphs Records.

The Silencers have one more claim to fame:  Kat Arthur, vocalist and Brian Hansen, guitarist formed the band Legal Weapon which met with much success throughout the 80's.  

I hope you enjoy these two bands as much as I have and still do. 

Rock'n'Roll

Willy

Mario's Pick of the Week

Smut Peddlers “Ten Inch” 10” (Dead Beat)

These southern California beach punks have given us another strong release with this eight-song 10” on Dead Beat Records.  I look forward to hearing some of these songs live in a few weeks, as the band returns to northern California for several shows.

Willy's Pick of the Week

Zodiac Killers “Society’s Offenders” LP (Rip Off)

Greg Lowery waited several years to release the third installment of the Zodiac Killers on his very own Rip Off Records and the results are impressive.  It takes garage rock to new heights and shows that you can meld the aggression of garage with quality song writing that has melody in bunches.  This is year end top ten for sure.  The CD version also contains the bonus of having video. 

New additions this week:  
Discography updates.
Web Zines:   Black Velvet Magazine  This is a web zine and also a print zine that contains tons of articles, interviews, reviews, etc.
Record Stores:   C's Records  Lousiville, KY record store specializing in hard to find 45's and CD's  

9/21/03

So I find myself buying LP's more and more often these days.  Having purchased vinyl since 1964, it has always been my first love as far as format.  In recent years, I found myself buying CD's because they were more convenient and I didn't have a place where I could sit down and listen without disturbing the rest of the family.  A new house with a large "music" room has changed that and I am now seeking out vinyl when I have a choice.  Hostage (see pick of the week), Dead Beat, Rip Off and TKO are some of my favorites.

106 degrees at kick off, 58,00 fans split 40,000 for the visiting Packers and 18,000 for the hometown Cardinals, melting cheese heads in the stands and a Cardinals victory.  What could be better?  Answer: Nothing... except the Pick of the Week below.

Rock'n'Roll

Willy

Mario's Pick of the Week

Zodiac Killers “Society’s Offenders” LP (Rip Off)

It’s taken three LPs to do it, but the Zodiac Killers have finally made the brilliant record they were capable of making.  “Society’s Offenders” eclipses their previous two LPs in terms of songwriting, delivery, and production, and it is a record that will stand the test of time as being one of the strongest releases to wear the Rip Off Records logo.  Get this right away and play it repeatedly at a loud volume.  Year-end top ten here we come!

Willy's Pick of the Week

V/A  "Tower 13" LP (Hostage)

Holy shit!  I finally ordered this and all I can say is "what took me so long?".  What are odds of so many great bands coming from the same place (L.A./Orang County beaches) in the same era.  The title comes from the old Cheifs tune "At the Beach (Tower 13)".  Every song is a blow away and it is near impossible to pick a best song although those by the Drips, Broken Bottles, Main, Ciril, D-Cup, Discontent, Negatives and Thee Indigents would be the best song on just about any Punk rock'n'roll album you bought today.  Hostage has once again shown why they are the best of the best.  Available on vinyl only (as it should be).

9/14/03

RIP, Johnny Cash, Jack Ritter and Warren Zevon.  I know this is a punk rock site but these folks were giants in their respective fields and deserve mention.  Johnny Cash was a huge influence on Social Distortion.  They will be missed.

This week also brings the sad news of the demise of Just Add Water Records.  Along with Mutant Pop, they kept punk rock fun in the mid to late nineties and slightly beyond. 

COMING SOON TO WANKIN' STIPHS RECORDS!

Rock'n'Roll

Willy

Mario's Pick of the Week

The Waukees “S/T” CD-R (self-released)

Pop-punk fans know that some of today’s most exciting sounds may be found in Europe (see either of the “European Pop-Punk Invasion” comps on Stardumb Records).  Italy is a perfect example, where a host of bands have perfected the poppy punk formula employed by bands such as Screeching Weasel and the Queers during their respective heydays.  The Waukees are one of those stellar Italian pop-punk bands, and several of the songs on this CD-R will appear on a 3-way split CD on All-Nite Records in a few months.  In the interim, visit the band's web site at http://www.thewaukees.com and sample some songs.  Don't worry—it’s okay to like pop-punk again.

Willy's Pick of the Week

Jeff Dahl  "I Was A Teenage Glam Fag" CD (Ultra Under)

Jeff takes eleven of his favorite tunes of all time and gives them the Jeff Dahl glam treatment and the results are impressive.   Highlights include the Sweet's "Little Willy", Slade's "Good Time Gals" and the Berlin Brat's "Tropically Hot".

9/7/03

Sunday, September 7th and the first day of football season (not that shitty soccer stuff) is finally upon us.  The local Cardinals stunk up the place again but did it in entertaining fashion and at least we don't have to put up with Jake the Fake any longer.  Despite my rantings last season, I only gave up half of my season tickets, spltting them with some other pitiful soul at work that actually think the Cardinals might be half way entertaining.

Rock'n'Roll

Willy

Mario's Pick of the Week

The Frenchmen "Powdered Blue" 7" (Shelflife)

This Sacramento band sneaked up on me with a really good record.  Featuring a jangly pop approach that recalls bands such as Go Sailor or Cub, the Frenchmen have put together four songs that are melodic, emotive, and charming.  The most appropriate description of this band that I've come across is “...an energetic mass of melody.”  I'm hooked.

Willy's Pick of the Week

Mexican Blackbirds  "Just To Spite You" CD (Dirtnap)

Just what you have come to expect from Rip Off Records... except this is Dirtnap Records out of Seattle that usually bring you bands like the Briefs and Epoxies.  If you like the garagey Rip Off sound, you'll love these guys. 

New additions this week:  
Discography updates.

Mario's Top Ten Playlist For August

• Anteenagers M.C. (The) Future’(s Coming Tomorrow) 7” (SDZ)

• Atom & His Package “Hamburgers” CD-EP (File 13)

• Coachwhips “Bangers vs. Fuckers” advance CD-R (Narnack)

• Demonics “Ritual on the Beach” LP (Alien Snatch)

• Discontent “S/T” CD (Disaster)

• Marked Men “S/T” LP (Rip Off)

• The Okmoniks “Keepin’ Up With….” CD-R (In-Fi)

• The Okmoniks “Rustle Up Some Action With….” 7” (In-Fi)

• Rudi “The Band That Time Forgot” LP (Last Year’s Youth)

• V/A “Tower 13” LP (Hostage)

Willy's Top Ten Playlist For August

• Agitators "Meeting the Lads" CD (Street Anthem)

• Apers “S/T” CD (Stardumb)

• Ends “Sorry XOXOXO” CD (Pelado)

• Extras “Ugly Americans” CD (Last Vestige)

• Flipsides “Clever One” CD (Pink & Blackr)

• Groovie Ghoulies “Fun In the Dark” CD (Lookout)

• Heartdrops “This Is...” CD (Melted)

• Hymans “Erare Hymanum Est” CD (Wynona)

• Methadones “Career Objective” CD (Stardumb)

• Retarded “Back To Lose” CD (Mad Driver/Let's Dance)

8/31/03

Two new reviews this week of "Birthday Girl" by the Saturday Night Kids and "Here's To Your Fuck" by the Exploding Fuck Dolls.  You can read the reviews by clicking here. 

Rock'n'Roll

Willy

Mario's Pick of the Week

Columbian Neckties "Why Change Your Moves?" LP (Sounds of Subterrania)

The second LP by Danish rockers Columbian Neckties exhibits more of the early New Bomb Turks worship found on their debut.  Fabulous songwriting, gobs of energy, and air guitar-inducing fretwork ensure that this LP, like their first, is going to become very good friends with my turntable.

Willy's Pick of the Week

Charlie and the Hot Wheels/Don Flame  "Split" 7" (Popball)

Summer's almost over so go out and grab this 4 song EP and relive the surf, the sun, the hot rods with those sweet Beach Boy harmonies courtesy of Japan's very own Popball Records. Both bands are from Japan and Don Flame do a rousing cover version of Cheap Trick's "He's A Whore" (or is it "Youngblood" by the Black Jax?). 

New additions this week:  
Discography updates.

8/24/03

Turbonegro are headed for Phoenix on October 1!

Rock'n'Roll

Willy

Mario's Pick of the Week

The Starvations “Get Well Soon” CD (GSL)

I was lukewarm about the Starvations after seeing them live several years ago when they opened for the Stitches here in Sacramento.  Although I thought their compilation appearances were mildly engaging, I wasn’t inspired by their live show to purchase any of their records.  Then I finally broke down and bought their “Horrified Eyes” single on GSL a couple years later.  Suddenly everything that I had been missing became perfectly clear, and I’ve been a fan ever since.  “Get Well Soon” is an adventurous record by a band that’s not afraid of being adventurous.  Equal parts country twang, rockabilly, and punk may be found in the Starvations’ melting pot of sounds, and they are capable of whipping up a mighty fine concoction that’s familiar in many ways, but intriguing enough to keep you coming back for more.

Willy's Pick of the Week

Jeff Dahl  "Street Fighting Reptile" CD (Steel Cage)

Fellow desert dweller, Jeff Dahl, cranks out the glam tunes.  All the power, energy and great songwriting that you have come to expect from Jeff are all here.  Throw in backing vocals by Arizona's finest, including Abe Ruthless, Lisa Lava, Katie Rose, Sparkle Plenty, Jason Smith and GG Titan and you have a another brilliant release by Mr. Dahl.  Jeff also manages to handle a good deal of the instrumentation himself, playing bass, guitar, drums, piano and organ.

New additions this week:  
Discography updates.
Labels:  Dislocate Records  From the North of England comes this punk label that also sells used records from '76 on.

8/17/03

A big happy 47th birthday to Steve Stiph!!!  

GO Chandler, AZ in the Little League World Series!  2-0 record so far!!!

Two new music review this week of the split between Broken Heroes and the Weekend Warriors and "Meeting the Lads" by the Agitators, both on Street Anthem Records.  Click here to read the reviews. 

Last week I was complaining about work interfering with my life, and then my wife lost her job on Monday because the company she worked for went out of business.  All of a sudden, not having work was interfering with my life.  Be careful what you wish for, it may come true.  She had 3 new job offers within 4 days.

Fuck you, Terry Holck!!!

Rock'n'Roll

Willy

Mario's Pick of the Week

V/A "Tower 13" LP (Hostage)

Who killed vinyl?  Don't point the finger at Hostage Records.  One of my favorite labels returns with a superb, vinyl-only compilation of southern California punk bands from Orange County and the surrounding areas.  Ripping recording debuts, strong cuts from the usual suspects, and more of the amazing Hostage Records packaging flair make this LP one of 2003's best.  Visit the label's web site at http://www.hostagerecords.net for more information about the bands on the comp.

Willy's Pick of the Week

Riverdales  "Phase Three" CD (145)

Ben and company are back after 5 years, gracing us with their own take on Ramones inspired pop punk tunes.  Hopefully we won't have to wait another 5 years for the next one. 

New additions this week:  
Discography updates.
Labels:   www.elevatormusic.com   Punk, Indie, Hardcore and Ska.  New York label.
Mail Order:   Dirt Cheap Distro   Shirts, patches, CD's, etc.  From San Antonio, TX
Record Stores:   Dirt Cheap Distro   Shirts, patches, CD's, etc.  From San Antonio, TX

8/10/03

I hate it when work interferes with my life.

One new music review this week of Fist of Fury 's “Lose Some, Win Some" self released CD-R.  Click here to read the review. 

Rock'n'Roll

Willy

Mario's Pick of the Week

The Okmoniks "Keepin' Up With The Okmoniks" CD-R (In-Fi)

This CD-R is a sneak peek at the debut full-length from Tucson, Arizona's self-proclaimed "Number 1 Party Band."  Without question, the final product is going to be killer!  I finally got to see these desert-dwellers over the weekend and their live set is as spectacular as their recorded material.  Their debut full-length includes more of the infectious, danceable, organ-infused garage punk found on their outstanding two singles.  I like!  I like!  Visit their web site to learn more:  http://www.geocities.com/theokmoniks/.

Willy's Pick of the Week

Wonderfools  "Kids In Satanic Service" LP (Radio Blast)
I got this from ebay as a two LP win because I try to pursue everything from labels I like, in this case the great Radio Blast from Germany.  As I was listening, I was being blown away by the superb songs, great guitar work and sheer energy of the whole thing.  They sounded like somebody, but who?  Then it hit me that they sounded like Turbonegro at the very top of their game.  These Norwegians blow tbeir fellow Norwegians out of the water, and there's plenty of it in Norway!  This is a top five of the 90's album, it's that good. 

New additions this week:  
Discography updates.
Web Zine:  Stoopid!  New web zine from Uruguay.  Brush up on your Spanish.
Record Stores:  Princeton Record Exchange   New Jersey record store with a huge selection.

8/3/03

New reviews of a split 7" by Operation Latte Thunder and Are You Fucking Serious and debut CD by the Ladykillers.  Click here to read the reviews.

New show review of the Smut Peddlers, Zodiac Killers and Broken Bottles by clicking here.

I was on vacation this past week so I failed to do an update last week.  Since my last update, punk rock has lost 5 of their own.  3/4 of the Oregon band, the Exploding Hearts were killed in a one car accident driving home from a gig in San Francisco.  2/3 of Tucson, AZ band Zero Tolerance Task Force were also killed in a one car accident in New Mexico last weekend.  Heartfelt condolences go out to the family and friends of all affected by these tragedies.  The USA is a big place and traveling by car is a necessity in order to tour.  Please be safe so we don't have to post any more of these notices.  

A-Frames “S/T” CD (S-S/Dragnet)

Digital Leather “S/T” CD (King of the Monsters/I Don’t Feel a Thing)

DS-13 “Vad Vet Vi Om Kriget?” LP (Deranged)

Exploding Hearts (R.I.P.) “Guitar Romantic” CD (Dirtnap)

Nazis From Mars “Fuck You” LP (Hate)

Newtown Neurotics “The Punk Collection” CD (Captain Oi!)

Pork Dukes “All The Filth” LP (Vinyl Japan)

The Speds “S/T” CD-R (self-released)

The Speds “Even In Arcadia There Is Death” CD-R (self-released)

Stalag 13 “In Control” CD (Dr. Strange)

17 Years “S/T” CD (Farout)

Jeff Dahl “Street Fighting Reptile” CD (Steel Cage)

Kickz “Down and Out” 7" (Pelado)

Leg Hounds “Ready To Go” CD (Bulge)
Libertine  “See You in the Next Life” CD (Substandard)

Loli and the Chones “P.S. We Hate You” LP (Rip Off)
Put-Ons “Jack Kevorkian Gift Certificate” 7" (Puke N Vomit)

Spent Idols “Hugs and Kisses” CD (Self Released)

Spinoffs “Break Out!” 7" (Self  Released)

Thug Murder  “13th Round” CD (TKO)

Rock'n'Roll

Willy

Mario's Pick of the Week

Fabulous Disaster "Panty Raid" CD (Pink & Black)
Fabulous Disaster are rubbing elbows sound-wise with their label mates
the Flipsides, delivering poppy punk tunes with hooks in the right places
and strong female vocals with equal parts sugar and spite (yes--spite).
"Panty Raid" is certified repeat button-friendly, as is its predecessor,
"Put Out or Get Out," and goes well with servings of the Fastbacks, the
Muffs, L7, and the like.

Willy's Pick of the Week

Rubber City Rebels  "Pierce My Brain" CD (Smog Veil)
20 years later, the Rubber City Rebels rise from the dead and immediately begin to pierce your brain with a super collection of new songs and a blistering rendition of the Status Quo's "Paper Plane".  They haven't missed a beat and, if anything, have a more powerful sound than ever.  This is great stuff!

New additions this week:  
Discography updates.
Mail Order:  Black Rat Music  Punk, Hardcore and Thrash CD's for sale.  
Labels:   Trend Is Dead Records     Great label tending towards the poppier side of punk.

7/13/03

If you are a fan of 70's/early 80's L.A. punk, check out Artifix Records.  They have just released a single by the Bags and have releases by Kaos and Catholic Discipline on the way.  Their news page also has exciting news about a new Weirdos compilation that may see the light of day after 10 years.

The Exploding Fuck Dolls have 3 shows in Vancouver, Canada on July 18-20.  It's to promote their new CD "Here's to Your Fuck" being released Tuesday.  Check 'em out if your in the area.  It's the original line-up which disbanded in 1999. 

Rock'n'Roll

Willy

Mario's Pick of the Week

U.S. Bombs "Covert Action" CD (Hellcat)

Duane Peters must write quality punk rock songs in his sleep given the feverish release schedule of the U.S. Bombs and the Hunns (it seems like we are treated to new full-lengths annually from both bands). I'm not complaining. The Bombs' latest release, "Covert Action," screams "filler" in places, but the hits are delivered with the usual grit and gusto that keep me coming back release after release. 

Willy's Pick of the Week

Manic Hispanic  "Mijo Goes To Jr. College" CD (BYO)

Manic Hispanic takes all your old favorites and give it a Weird Al Yankovic twist with a down home in the barrio feel.  "My Homeboy Is A Lowrider" sung to D.I's "Johnny's Got a Problem", "Menudo Morning Nightmare" to Sham 69's "Sunday Morning Nightmare" or "The I.N.S. Took My Novia Away" sung to the Ramones' "The KKK Took My Baby Away".  Hilarious take offs that are further enhanced if you have a bit of Spanish knowldege.  16 tracks in all.

7/6/03

Mario and I had a great extended punk rock weekend, listening to music, checking out the Arizona record stores (6 of them) and even doing the touristy thing by going to the Grand Canyon.  For such a young guy, his knowledge of punk rock is incredible and I always learn from him whenever we speak.  I was happy to return the favor by playing some early stuff for him that I have acquired over the years.  Mario has the youth, energy and ideas that will keep punk rock going into future generations.  Our music is safe in his hands.  Come back soon. 

Rock'n'Roll

Willy

Mario's Pick of the Week

Channel 3 "CH3" CD (Dr. Strange)

Dr. Strange Records reappeared on the punk radar screen about a year ago with four strong CD releases and this is one of them. "CH3" is a solid batch of tunes from these southern California punk/hardcore veterans.   

Willy's Pick of the Week

The Hard-Ons  "The Best of the....." CD (Citadel)

This has been out a few years but is a terrific retrospective of a band that dared to be pop in the 80's.  Absolutely killer hooks from this Australian band.  They have a huge back catalog and even released a couple of singles within the last few years.  If you are a fan of pop punk, this is a band you must discover.

  Mario's top ten/playlist for June 2003  

1. Willy's record collection (SIMPLY INCREDIBLE!!!)  
2. Avengers "Open Your Eyes" CD (bootleg)  
3. Blowchunks "Little Suzie" 7" (High School Refuse)  
4. Electric Eels "The Eyeball of Hell" CD (Scat)  
5. Exploding Hearts "Modern Kicks" 7" (Pelado)  
6. The Candy Snatchers "Color Me Blood Red" LP (Black Lung)  
7. The Carbonas "Scene Killer" LP (Champagne Velvet)  
8. Steve & the Jerks "Misty Water" 7" (Hangman's Daughter)  
9. The Stitches "Shut Up and Listen" LP (What Else?/Morphius)  
10. A Tension/Coachwhips split 7" (Kimo Sciotic)

Willy's top ten/playlist for June 2003  

1. Avengers "S/T"  12" EP (White Noise)  
2. Freeze "In Colour" 7" (A1)  
3. Killjoys "Johnny Won't Get to Heaven" 7" (Raw)  
4. Last Words "Animal World" 7" (Rough Trade)  
5. Now "Development Corporations" 7" (Ultimate Record Label)  
6. Plastic Idols "I.U.D." 7" (Vision)  
7. The Pop "Hit and Run Lover" 7" (Back Door Man)  
8. Pork Dukes "Telephone Masturbator" 7" (Wood)  
9. Rubber City Rebels "Paper Dolls" 7" (Self Released)  
10. Sema 4 "Up Down Around" 7" (Self Released)

6/29/03

This coming week, Mario will pay a visit to the desert.  Just in time too as the temperature soars above 110 for the whole week.  One thing Mario and I have in common is an insatiable thirst for new music.  We will scour the state to find those gems to add to our collection, hitting every punk record store Arizona has to offer.  We also will be making a trip to Phoenix's (Scottsdale, actually) best punk rock bar, the Rogue, to see a few bands.  I'm looking forward to the visit, my friend. 

Rock'n'Roll

Willy

Mario's Pick of the Week

FM Knives "Estrogen" 7" (Smart Guy)

This EP was released in late 2002 and it is already well into its second pressing. Featuring three '77-ish, poppy punk killers and one “mature-sounding” number, this EP is further proof that the FM Knives are, at present, the best band in Sacramento. If you don’t have this record yet, you may want to pick it up soon.

Willy's Pick of the Week

The Knockout Pills  "S/T" LP (Dead Beat Records)

The Arizona punk scene has been pretty dead for well over a year now.  The Knockout Pills are here to change that.  13 slabs of sonic intensity.  13 slabs of garage/punk rock'n'roll fury.  The Knockout Pills put the rock back into punk rock.  Come to Phoenix and play, guys. 

New additions this week:  
Discography updates.
Clothing:   www.steelcappeddesign.com  Shirts, spikes and much more.

6/22/03

Steve Stiph has come rumbling into town and provided me with the pick of the week which you can read below.  When Steve drops in, the punk rock don't stop.

Within a month's span I will have had the opportunity to visit with three of my very best friends, Steve, Torbjorn and Mario.  Friends don't get any better than these guys.  

The internet has provided the ability to reconnect with or in some cases connect for the first time with people that you may only know by name or look.  I met Mario on a pop punk message board.  It's a fascinating and fun process.  Hi Christy, Lois and Nancy!

New reviews of The Door and the Window, Billy Childish and the Blastoffs can be read by clicking here.

Rock'n'Roll

Willy

Mario's Pick of the Week

Put-Ons/Deadbeat Sinatra "Seven and Seven" CD (Basement)
I've enjoyed everything that I've heard thus far by the Put-Ons, an excellent power pop band from southern California. For a pure pop party that's sure to please, play their half of this split CD (and their 7" and full-length CD on Manic) back-to-back with your Exploding Hearts records. Deadbeat Sinatra draws from Social Distortion, much like their neighbors, Broken Bottles, but they sound as though they would be more comfortable in the bar than on the beach. If Deadbeat Sinatra hailed from Orange County, Hostage Records would be all over this.

Willy's Pick of the week

The Subjects  "S/T" Demo CD-R
The Subjects hail from So Cal and have put out a 5 song demo that you can get at their shows.  This sampling of tunes in a '77, Oi!, punk rock'n'roll vein blew me away.  Fast driving guitars with a powerful sound without sacrificing the hooks in these great songs.  This is some of the best stuff I've heard in quite some time.

New additions this week:  
Discography updates.
Music Resources:  Punk / New Wave / Powerpop Record Price Guide Price guide to UK punk from '76 to '85.  The perfect P.I.D. companion site.
My Punk Music Collection One man's music collection and other informational tidbits.
Metal-Punk   Resource documenting metal and punk.

6/15/03

Mario provides a review of The Spites ' “Fight Dirty” advance CD-R on Noma Beach Records.  Read it here.

We haven't had a gig review in awhile so Mario has kindly supplied one that you can read below.

Coachwhips/Condor/X27/A Tension

Eagle Tavern—San Francisco, CA

Thursday, June 5, 2003

If you check this web site on a regular or even semi-regular basis, you’ve probably caught me singing the virtues of a Narnack Records title at one time or another. The praise is well-deserved. I’ve had the pleasure of hearing everything this fine New York-based label has released to date, and their collective ear for great music is impressive to say the least.

It goes without saying that I refuse to compromise my “journalistic integrity” in exchange for free records (though it sounds like a sweet deal as I type this), but I suppose my track record with Narnack might lead a few people to scoff. So, I figured it’s time for me to disclose the nature of my relationship with this label for your sake and mine: I’m a Narnack employee. It’s true. I’m on their payroll as a classified operative stationed in northern California.

I’m sorry to disappoint you, but I’m one of them: an indie snob. My role here is to advance the Narnack manifesto at all costs, fueling a public relations blitz the likes of which has never been attempted by an indie label. Tactics include door-to-door visits, kiosks at shopping malls, bus stations, and airports, telemarketing, and this very web site. World domination is within my, I mean, our, reach. My Narnack overlords are busy drafting phase two of their plot to rule the world even as we speak.

Periodically, my operative brethren and their new recruits convene for pep rallies, or as we like to call them in the business, “spiritual retreats.” This is the arena in which the final conversion takes place from curious onlooker to staunch advocate. The Eagle Tavern, a gay, biker-friendly establishment in San Francisco (it’s all part of the facade), hosted our most recent gathering, with entertainment by the Coachwhips, Condor, X27, and A Tension. In an unusual gesture from the movers and shakers at Narnack, the Punk Information Directory proudly presents an exclusive glimpse inside this soiree.

The Eagle Tavern is a South of Market Street (a.k.a. SOMA) bar in San Francisco. The interior of the club is decorated with flyers, road signs, and biker-themed paraphernalia—overall it’s a cool vibe. The layout of the club is a little unusual in that the main bar is located in the middle of the room, like an island in a kitchen. There is ample stage area for live music and a terrific open-aired patio for meeting and greeting. Candles are strategically placed throughout the inside and outside areas for ambiance, and outside a roaring fire cracked and popped on this mild San Francisco evening.

This show was technically billed as “Narnack Records Night,” part of San Francisco’s annual Mission Creek Music Festival. A Tension, the lone band on the bill without a release on Narnack, got the evening underway as the crowd filed in. I had no problem paying attention to A Tension during their set; they were fantastic. A Tension is a trio consisting of a guitarist, drummer, and a singer who combine primitive drum bashing, relatively simple song structures built around four or five note guitar riffs, and muffled, gruff vocals that yearn for a cigarette and alcohol. It’s real excellent shit that’s quirky enough for the indie crowd, garagey enough for garage punkers, and I’ll be damned if the singer doesn’t sound like he could have been belting out the songs in a pub somewhere circa 1977. A Tension writes ultra-catchy songs, with guitar riffs bouncing gleefully up and down the fretboard and inviting you to bounce around too. Their singer, Archie, stumbled offstage into the crowd on several occasions to entice the masses to move but was largely unsuccessful. Regardless, A Tension was well-received by the crowd. Following their set, the only question I had was “Where do I find the records?” I eagerly picked up a split 7” with the Coachwhips (whose John Dwyer, I am told, joins A Tension front man Archie in another project by the name of Revenge) and it is a terrific record. On vinyl, A Tension’s guitar tone is dirtier than it was live, giving the songs even more punch. I hope A Tension gets some mileage out of their split 7” and graces us with more recordings in the near future.

Prior to A Tension’s set, I was introduced to guitarist Rikkeh of X27. We exchanged pleasantries for a few minutes and he seemed like a really nice guy. After playing X27’s terrific debut disc, “Your Neu Favorite Band,” repeatedly in the weeks leading up to this show, I was excited about seeing them live and they did not disappoint. Guitarist Rikkeh, bassist Carmen, and drummer Oran form a lethal marriage of noise, pop, and rock. Oran’s drum kit is adorned with a shredded cymbal or two, and the sound that is produced when hitting these things is not unlike something you might hear in a factory—a piercing clang that compliments Carmen’s subtle but rock solid bass playing and Rikkeh’s guitar histrionics perfectly. Vocal duties are split pretty much 50/50 between Carmen (think Kim Gordon of Sonic Youth) and Rikkeh (strangely enough, Rikkeh’s frustrated snarl reminds me a bit of former Strawman and current Songs For Emma front man, Tommy Strange). X27 ran through virtually their entire CD, with “Fast Getaway,” “Asthmatic,” and “The Piston” standing out to these ears. Unfortunately, their stage presence was relatively tame compared to the urgency of their music, but this could be attributed to the passive crowd response during their set. Rikkeh’s onstage persona is a lot like his vocals on “Your Neu Favorite Band”—intense and moody. He attacked his guitar passionately throughout the set, leaving little doubt in my mind that there are many nights where X27 lets loose and things get a little crazy onstage and off. As an X27 fan, I hope I am there the next time something like that happens.

Condor stood out as being the most off-kilter band of the evening hands down, causing quite a racket with huge synths and distorted bass. This San Francisco trio employs a guitar-less lineup, and shows no ill effects as a result. Synths tangle with bass and drums, creating a veritable wall of sound, over which vocals are screamed/sung/spoken by the keyboard player and bassist. The bass is run through several effects pedals, which gives the songs a muddy bottom end. Some of Condor’s offerings hit me center mass, while others missed the mark. About half of their songs were closer to sonic experiments, with little regard for vanilla song structures. While I appreciate bands that deviate from “the formula,” I had a hard time following the hooks that methodically weaved their way through the noise and gradually induced head-shaking. Condor’s set was hardly sub-par, but they failed to move me like the other bands on the bill (although I may be comparing apples and oranges). The jury is officially out on Condor. I need further evidence before I render my verdict.

The Coachwhips can do no wrong. Did you get the memo (in true Rev. Norb fashion) last week that was disguised as my Pick of the Week? If not, there’s no need to panic. I’m sure the people who know will be happy to enlighten you. The Coachwhips rock like crazy and put on one hell of a show! The Eagle Tavern was well-attended all night, but the crowd was stacked at least eight-deep near the front of the stage before the Coachwhips played even one note. The temperature got real warm, real quick, as people inched closer and closer to the stage, brushing up against one another while the band settled in onstage. I was right in the middle of things, a few feet away from the Narnack dudes, Ryan and Shahin (both of whom made the trip from NYC, leaving the compound in the very capable hands of Camille, the third member of the Narnack team), and the anticipation of the crowd was contagious. As we waited for the band to locate their keyboard, I overheard mumblings about the Coachwhips being “the best live band in the City” and other assorted hype. Finally, after what seemed like an eternity, the Coachwhips kicked off their set and what followed was 30 to 45 minutes of pure fucking genius. Drinks got tossed, as the entire venue erupted in a dancing frenzy that never eased up for the duration of the Coachwhips’ set. I was out of breath and soaked in sweat after the first few songs and it was beautiful. The dance floor got too crazy for some people (there were no bad vibes, only smiles), and the stage quickly became cluttered with as many people as the floor. It was an awesome, ass-shakin’ dance party! In the thick of the chaos onstage stood Coachwhips’ guitarist and front man, John Dwyer, sweat pouring off of his brow, coaxing every last drop of feedback/fuzz from his amp and swallowing his microphone. No-frills drummer extraordinaire John Harlow continued to campaign on the platform that “less is more,” with polls clearly showing him ahead of the pack by a wide margin. Mary Ann McNamara’s Casio and tambourine made their presence known, albeit sparingly, and she had help from somebody whose name now escapes me. These individuals were responsible for one of the best shows I’ve seen in a long time, and my muscle soreness in the ensuing days served as a constant reminder. Believe the hype and appreciate the Coachwhips while you have the chance.

Rock'n'Roll

Willy

Mario's Pick of the Week

A Tension/Coachwhips split 7" (Kimosciotic Records)

Two terrific bands, four great songs, and one great record. While both bands are far from being "slick," their music is just so darn catchy! If a little noise rubs you the wrong way, you may wish to start slowly and work your way up to daily listening sessions. If you don't mind a little fuzz and grit, however, jump right in. The water is nice and warm.

Willy's Pick of the Week

Mensen "Oslo City" LP (Gearhead)

Fellow Norwegians, Mensen (meaning "menstruation" in Norwegian) are Europe's answer to the Donnas, except a lot better. This female fronted band's second album is even better than the first. Pure, in-your-face rockers.  Get it! 

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6/8/03

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